Smartass but I'm Playing Dumb

phoenios:

Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light.

randomnessofrandom:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

par-liam-ent:

You know you need a transparent 3D Nick saying “Objection!” on your blog.

valeria2067:

solarbeans:

zaikira4world:

superwholockianlady:

jillypooh:

sweet-henrietta:

I am Lokitty, of Catgard, and I am burdened with glorious purrrpose.

This windowsill pleases me. 

YOU GIVE UP THIS CATNIP DREAM! YOU COME HOME!

AND HE NEVER KNEW THAT HE WAS ADOPTED?!

SCREAMS

I DO WHAT I WANT, THORGI!

llbwwb:

After the Kill (by Rob Dweck)